Friday, October 21, 2011

Handbook On Islamic Sex....

I thought it was a normal-sized book. But "Seks Islam" published by the Club of Obedient Wives (COW) is a booklet, 115 pages. Eleven chapters.

Here's how it looks like:

You see who's on the cover?
Anyway on the back cover is written:

"Selaku pemimpin roh, kebolehan yang Allah izinkan kepada mereka ialah boleh serentak dengan semua isteri-isteri melakukan hubungan jenis. Manakala kalau isteripun orang roh, lagilah hebat. Ke mana-mana terbang untuk atau sambil melakukan hubungan sulti itu dalam keadaan lebih nikmat dan lebih ringan dibanding dengan perlakuan yang menggunakan fizikal. Untuk itulah Abuya sedang proses isteri-isterinya ke arah roh."

Eerie.

This handbook is sold only to COW members and those already married.
"Hanya untuk ahli dan mereka yang sudah kahwin".

Odd. Cow members are all married, right?

Anyway, they still have to fork out RM50 for a copy.

These people...they're a cult. Practising an Islam I'm not familiar with.
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7 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:37 PM

    yeah, practicing an Islam where they actually have to cover their aurat...

    weird people.....

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  2. bruno8:52 PM

    Fifty ringgit for a book teaching one about cow sex.You mean a cow,an animal that eats grass, that really moo's when having sex.This crazy lady can boast to the world that when she is having sex with her COW's spouse,she can do it standing on her two hands.Of course with hubby doing gymnastics dangling in the air.

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  3. CC12:32 AM

    if they r a cult, isn't JAKIM or someone will pay them a visit?

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  4. Anonymous11:44 AM

    I won't waste time reading this book. Must be plenty of cowdung in it. Now we know what these guys in jubah always have in mind. Stay clear of them.

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  5. Anonymous3:15 PM

    Ashaari, AlArqam, Global Ikhwan and now COWs, obviuosly have deviated from the true teachings of Islam.
    Worse still, with their Islamic image, they have not only created confusion but casted doubts and criticism towards other innocent Muslim men in jubah and women in purdah.

    wak

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  6. Anonymous4:02 AM

    It is obvious COW do not have normal sex like normal ordinary people. They do it differently!

    And I am sure their husband will be happy to find someone else to have sex with and possibly get a new wife who is not a COW! Moooooooooo! LOL

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  7. Anonymous8:49 PM

    They are corrupted files, write it off..shameful idiotic sex deprived creature!

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